The dog ate crayons.
A whole box of 64.
Now she shits rainbows.
Cat sneezed on my head.
It was moist and quite sticky,
like rubber cement.
Cat snot in my hair
yucky, dripping down my scalp.
I will shower now.
Thank you.
09 Sunday Nov 2014
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inThe dog ate crayons.
A whole box of 64.
Now she shits rainbows.
Cat sneezed on my head.
It was moist and quite sticky,
like rubber cement.
Cat snot in my hair
yucky, dripping down my scalp.
I will shower now.
Thank you.
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