Captain Caption, reveal yourself!
The Husband flexed his fine art muscles and drew this picture* of
The Children of the Corn K. It’s obviously a demon masterpiece, so only the perfect caption will do.
Sorry about the lighting. Unfortunately, this pencil sketch also showcases my photography skills.
DID I MENTION THAT THERE’S A PRIZE?
There is a prize. Unlike my usual fake prize**, if your captioning skills are worthy of the Superhero title “Captain Caption” you will receive:
The title “Captain Caption” and all SUPERHERO rights and privileges (whatever those rights and privileges might be. I don’t ACTUALLY know, but you must get something for saving the world every day. Free Starbucks maybe… Or some sort of stipend… I mean, they have to do SOMETHING with our tax dollars, right?) therein***.
AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THIS FINE WORK OF ART WITH YOUR CAPTION UNDERNEATH!!!
All my love!!!
*The Husband has asked me to inform you all that K begged him to draw this sketch. It was entirely, and all the time, her idea. He says.
**Formerly, all Naptimethoughts prizes have been completely fake and have all come with an asterisk to that effect. This prize is for real. I hereby commit myself to making the husband autograph and prepare his work of art; whereupon I WILL make him schlep down to the post office and mail it to the winner.
***If your state or country requires you to pay a superhero tax or obtain a superhero permit, you’re on your own.