I have a heat rash.
Outside, a million degrees.
Dog shat on the floor.
Some weeks ago, we took the children to visit their Grandparents in Virginia. While we were away, a friend of mine took our dogs into her home to love and care for them as her own.
Awwwww….. Isn’t she the best?
Then this happened.
I’m sure it was A LOAD of fun for her. It’s certainly wasn’t A HUGE WASTE of time. I’m certainly glad she gives A CRAP about my adorable puppy.
A Haiku for Brandee:
My enormous dog
took a huge shit in her crate
for Brandee to clean.
She shat waaaaaay in back,
then rolled in it, just for you.
I’m so sorry Brandee. I only laughed a little at your terrible misfortune. It so sucks to be you. Penny is REALLY REALLY big, and shits a TON.
Next time she visits she’ll be all grown up and able to hold it better.
There’ll be a next time… Right?
I apologize for my unexplained absence… I’d provide a doctors note, but I haven’t got one.
I have this instead:
She’s taking up quite a bit of my time lately. She’s a Newfoundland, almost 9 weeks, and is beginning her training in the water. Once she’s done (and 120 lbs) she will be a canine good citizen, a therapy dog, be trained in water rescue, and next winter will tow my kids around on their sled.
Right now, however, we are working on not shitting the carpet.
First thing’s first, I suppose.
Next week, my friends. See you then.
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