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Today I am cutting the virtual ribbon (with my giant imaginary scissors) for a BRAND NEW feature on Naptimethoughts. I call it “Ask Naptimethoughts”.
It’s my own personal advice column.

That’s right, I have answered all of your prayers in one easy link.

I, Naptimethoughts, am here for you.
I am here to answer any and all of the questions you may be grappling with in your daily lives. Feel free to ask anything*… Anything you like*.
Please send your questions (and/or excessive and insincere praise, moral support and flattery) to:

Naptimethoughts@gmail.com, or feel free to leave your question in the comments section below.

I will *answer your questions, *solve your problems for you, and *generally improve your life. All for free, because that’s just the kind of gal I am.

See? Doesn't she look trustworthy? Wouldn't you trust her with your most intimate secrets? Of course you would. She's Dear Abby. But Naptimethoughts is a close second, right?

See? Doesn’t she look trustworthy? Wouldn’t you trust her with your most intimate secrets? Of course you would. She’s Dear Abby. But Naptimethoughts is a close second, right?

Disclaimer:
*Naptimethoughts will probably give you bad advice. In fact, I can all but assure you that Naptimethoughts WILL give you bad advice. If I were you, I wouldn’t take anything that Naptimethoughts writes to you seriously AT ALL. If you have a real problem, please seek the advice of a real therapist or Psychiatrist. Ask Naptimethoughts is nothing but a fun way to give Naptimethoughts stuff to write about, and/or plug your blog.

*All that other stuff I wrote about improving your life and whatnot? Yeah, that’ll never happen, but you might get a laugh out of it.

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