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The dog ate crayons.
A whole box of 64.
Now she shits rainbows.


Outside. We poop the rainbow outside.

Cat sneezed on my head.
It was moist and quite sticky,
like rubber cement.

If you turn, and see this, duck.

If you turn your head and see this, duck.

Cat snot in my hair
yucky, dripping down my scalp.
I will shower now.

Thank you.