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Good morning Monday!
K shat on the bathroom floor.
She was so, so close.

She came to me and says "There's poop in the bathroom. On the floor." She neither confirms nor denies that the origin of the poop was her butt.

She came to me and said “There’s poop in the bathroom. On the floor.” She neither confirms nor denies that the origin of the poop was her butt.

She pull down her pants?
Did she shake it out the legs?
K isn’t telling.

I can think of way more than 15.

I can think of way more than 15.

Two small perfect turds,
Monday morning mystery.
Her pants are still clean.

Everything in it's natural order.

Everything in it’s natural order.

 

 

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