As I was scrolling through my email this morning, this ad popped up and caught my attention…
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS? Finally, someone has realized that laziness is a full time job. As you are probably aware, I spend a good portion of my life in my Momsemble, which consists of yoga pants, a tee shirt, and flip flops. Comfy, yes. Appropriate for most of my mom duties, yes. Yet, there are still some irksome times when I am forced to put on real clothes.
This is a game changer for me. I was impressed when they came out with pajama pants disguised as denim jeans, but dress yoga pants… (tear) this… I never have to change from my Momsemble again.
There is no longer any event that is out of reach for the Momsemble.
It’s like the whole world has opened up for the lazy. The Momsemble covers it all. Weddings, funerals, awards ceremonies, lunch with the President, PTA meetings, whatever my busy, on the go schedule requires. Now, if I just had something fancy to go on t… WHA????
The Momsemble goes everywhere. Some examples:
A day at the office:
Evening out on the town:
Even a day at the beach.
I wonder if Pajama Jeans make nice cut-offs.
The Momsemble can do anything and be anywhere. Now all I need is a pair of sh…. WHA????
THEY’RE SLIPPERS! (also available in pink, made by Isotoner.) For all those errands I’ve put off doing because I really really didn’t want to change. I’m stylin’ in my tee-shirt, pajama jeans and slipper/shoes.
They don’t really go with my Dress yoga pants though…
WHA WHA WHA????
It’s the massage slipper. Directly from our friends in China, a massage slipper that is work/corporate casual wearable. A pedicure is necessary, it’s true, but for comfy massage feet all day? Sometimes it’s worth getting up off the couch. Anyway, some pedicure places make house calls. Now to replace my stilettos….
But… I can’t find any slipper-heels. NO SLIPPER HEELS? This could ruin my whole plan.
To the folks out there in Fairfax New Jersey (from whence our “as seen on TV” products come), and that guy Vince, who took over after that other guy Billy Maze who screamed all the time and then died, remember him? You know, Vince who was in jail, but got out, and now he sells super towels in the middle of the night?
You all need to get on that. THERE IS A MARKET FOR STILETTO SLIPPERS. My wardrobe will not be complete without them.
Please, my friends out in the web-world. There has got to be a pair of slipper heels somewhere. Find them. Send them to meeeeeee….. I’ll send you a *prize.