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And you all thought I forgot. HAH! Naptimethoughts is chock FULL of surprises.

DRUM ROLL PLEASE…..
The Winner of the Caption this contest iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis…

I know you're all on the edge of your seats... wait juuuust a little longer.... HEY WAIT!  DON"T SCROLL DOWN!!! WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT..

I know you’re all on the edge of your seats… wait juuuust a little longer…. HEY WAIT! DON”T SCROLL DOWN!!!
WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT..

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Actually, there are two winners! Woo Hoo! I’M JUST CHOCK full of surprises today!!!!

Parenting is funny with her lecherous and indecent:

Psst. This one is cream filled. Wink Wink.

Psst. This one is cream filled. Wink Wink.

AND

Kate at didthatjusthappenblog with the filthy and lewd:

I come with my own sprinkles baby.

I come with my own sprinkles baby.

Now, I’m not exactly sure why bringing your own sprinkles to the party is a bonus, but I’m sure there are some degenerate and prurient things she might have had in mind… Good job, Kate.
They are both depraved and brilliant in their own ways, and for such a weird and disgusting caption this, I was extremely impressed by all the responses. Especially since I had no response besides disgust and horror.
In fact, until you all came along and put words to…. whatever that is… It was just a head in a wig to me. (Tear)

So thank you to everyone that participated in Today in Haiku AND Caption This Contest!!! (It’s a Double Whammy), for putting words to…

That.

That.

(Sniffle) Now it has cream and sprinkles… (You’ll have to excuse me, I’m a little emotional.)

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Now, on to the *prize. Since there are two winners, you will, of course, have to share the *prize.

So…. each of you gets…

Are you ready for this?

DUN DA DUN….

Squat. (Wha wha whaaaaaaa) I think we all saw that coming. However, I don’t think Scott wanted his bribe from the Writing Process Blog post, so out of the goodness in my heart I offer you two expired movie tickets, a coupon for baby formula (also expired), and a mason jar full of the dry ingredients one would need to make cookies (Naptimethoughts does not vouch for the freshness of said ingredients).

Actual mason jar.

Actual mason jar.

I send a heartfelt thank you to all who played along, aaaaaaaand… I’ve found another one!

Try and contain your excitement. Soon, soon.

 

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