That’s a package addressed to Mommy.
We join this story just as a putrid smell begins to fill my nostrils…
Me: K, you’re riding kind of low there, did you poop?
K: No.
Me: Are you sure? I think we should change your diaper.
K: NO! NO POOPIE! (her head spins, flames shoot from her nostrils and her hair turns into snakes)
Me: (backing away slowly) Okay, you let me know.
(5 minutes and one entire can of febreeze later)
K: I poopie. K poopie mmmess. I mmmmmmess.
Me: Should we change your diaper?
K: Yes
Never interrupt a good dump.
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LOL. “Never interrupt a good dump.” Words to live by. I made the mistake of doing that with one of my babies. While I was in mid-change, holding her feet up in the air with one hand, leaning in a bit to inspect the cracks and crevices, she farted in my face, followed by a close up of what her poop looks like as it emerges. It was really gross. The image is still burned into my memory.
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Been there, done that, still in therapy. Nasty bidness indeed.
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That saggy nappy brings back many fond memories, I look forward to the day my kids change my nappy. (They will probably just dump me in a nursing home and let someone else do it….)
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Nice. It’s good that you have such faith in the love your children have for their mama. I, on the other hand, could never ever use an adult diaper. My bladder woud simply explode, and I would die first. Sad, but true.
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This sounds like an extension of your peestipation.
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Ah yes, I remember it well. Mine used to like hiding behind curtains or the couch, fierce concentration and something of a, ‘Say one word!’ look on their faces. And definitely never wise to interrupt mid dump. Consequences are now hilarious to think of but gross at the time. 🙂 x
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K is out in the world. She likes to just pretend there is no pooping going on… Look away, nothing for you to see here.
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Oh dear. We are ok with that side of things, but getting a lot of wet pants accidents at the moment. It’s definitely good when they can take care of themselves!
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I can’t wait. When K is done with diapers, there will be no more for me until I’m a grandma. That’s a very nice loooong time from now.
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