03 Monday Feb 2014
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This morning, my 5 year old came into my bedroom and woke my sorry ass up just to tell me that soon I will be forty.
And a good fucking morning to you too, kid.
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Hahahahaha! Ah, forty! I almost remember that. John
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I am not 40, thank you very much. I’ve been 26 for over a decade now.
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LOL!!! That is NOT the way to wake mommy up!!
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I agree. Although, if you take my sons’ word for it, at my age I should be grateful to wake up at all.
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Haha cheeky monkey
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He’s a bum looker too, that little cheeky monkey.
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Awwww thank you. I think so 😉
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I agree with Rachael. Wake him up fifteen minutes before he normally gets up for school and inform him, “You have fifteen minutes left to sleep before it is time to get up”, then leave.
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It’s a good idea. Id do it if I thought he’d get the concept of “revenge”
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