bad parenting skill, Buzz Lightyear injuries, he'll never be on Wheel of Fortune, It's my fault he didn't go to college, Mean tricks to play on your child, parenting for your own amusement, silent letters gone wrong
Those circles on the legs of the stick person (Which is me, by the way) are knees. He feels they are very important features and should be characterized as such.
J: I have a silent letter in my name.
Me: That’s right, you do. I have a silent q in my name.
J: You do not
Me: Do too, M-O-M-Q-M-Y. You can’t hear the q, it’s silent.
J: You do not… Really?
K smacks the husband upside the head with a plastic Buzz Lightyear, and so ends the conversation.
Sometimes I think I put too much faith in his schoolteacher.